My director sent me an email on Tuesday, with the subject line: “Now you know what you’re getting Dan for Christmas.” I opened the email, and there was this picture:
I KNOW, RIGHT? WHAT A SWEATER.
Not that I would spend $60 on an ugly sweater, dear Amazon.com, but still. So I immediately sent Dan the very same email: “I know what I’m getting you for Christmas!”
His reply made me laugh:
He is SO right.
Wouldn’t that be wonderful? Just think. We’d have two ugly Vikings sweaters, (Dan and Emma) two ugly Packer sweaters (Ethan and me), and one ugly Bucaneers sweater (Zach).
But then again, $300 on Christmas sweaters wouldn’t be so wonderful. THANKS A LOT, AMAZON.
Dan wasn’t finished.
Oh, my mother’s Christmas apron. She loved that apron. Wore it around the house every time we had a Christmas celebration. The very same apron that made Dan crazy. Which is the reason I replied to him: